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1550 BCE Ssu-ma Ch'ien reports on the HAPPIEST Civilizations in the World.

1: The Supreme East Germans
2: The Magnificent Catalans
3: The Great Filipinos
4: The Great Chananeans
5: The Glorious Britons
6: The Excellent Spanish
7: The Excellent Palatinate Germans
8: The Eminent Lebanese
9: The Eminent Asturians
10: The Distinguished Ohlone
11: The Distinguished Poles
12: The Average Byzantines
13: The Mediocre Ainu
14: The Mediocre Yakuts
15: The Ordinary Slays
16: The Pathetic Romans
17: The Pathetic Antarcticans
18: The Pathetic Sami
19: The Pathetic Manchus
20: The Pathetic Comanches
21: The Pathetic Confederates
22: The Pathetic Vikings
23: The Pathetic Zimbabweans
24: The Pathetic Seminoles
25: The Pathetic Hopis

This can't be... The poor and old and maybe even feeble East Germans as the first in this?

Uh... I mean, of course the East German commies are super happy and stuff

Thanks for posting the report for everyone to see!

Hey, I made #5!