UN Security Council Report, turn 5

munk · Post by **munk** » Sun Jan 08, 2012 11:16 pm

The United Nations is pleased to report that we have extended the hand of friendship and mutual cooperation to nine of our immediate neighbors, and have been invited to join an alliance of these nations. Exploration is ongoing in an effort to meet with and learn from those who share our as-yet-unnamed continent. Discussions are ongoing to cooperatively agree on expansion borders and ensure that each nation has access to important resources.

We eagerly await word from The Slovakians and East Germans as we continue to extend the hand of friendship to our neighbors.

cgalik · Post by **cgalik** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 5:55 am

The Slovakians would accept the hand of friendship and would return the friendly handshake.

munk · Post by **munk** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:33 pm

The United Nations is pleased to welcome East Germany into alliance, and reports that negotiations with the Slovakian nation are proceeding very well. We look forward to working cooperatively with our neighbors as we continue to explore and colonize our vast continental resources.

monamipierrot · Post by **monamipierrot** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:11 am

We have decided to rid the world of your worthless civilizations.
Prepare for WAR!

Uh Sorry, I chose the wrong option! I meant:

We welcome the friendship of the UN Security Council and their most wise and
munificent leaders.

munk · Post by **munk** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:32 pm

monamipierrot wrote:We have decided to rid the world of your worthless civilizations.
Prepare for WAR!

Uh Sorry, I chose the wrong option! I meant:

We welcome the friendship of the UN Security Council and their most wise and
munificent leaders.

UN Peacekeeping Legions have been dispatched to provide humanitarian aid to the Navajo Nation in the form of slightly used blankets and powerful firewater. As the Navajo show signs of irrational decision-making, trade caravans loaded with sparkly beads will be sent to arrange for the peaceful buyout of all Navajo lands. UN explorers are searching for a wide expanse of inhospitable desert in which to resettle the Navajo and train them for future careers in the casino gaming industry.

Just another way that your United Nations shows it cares! (:

monamipierrot · Post by **monamipierrot** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:09 pm

Paleface with necktie want peace. Navajo want too. This good.
What be casino thing? Please not like last time with my friend Columbus: Navajo give yellow shiny metal and Columbus give mirror. Mirror broken after 3 days. Warranty expire 2 days. And broken mirror = bad luck. This not good, not good.
If you see my friend Columbus tell him Navajo yesterday try use his 10,000$ note with "Monopoly" word on it to buy car. Car owner beat Navajo with baseball bat. Not good, not good.
But casino job thing looks good. Have Navajo to pay much for it?
Before peace can Navajo have smally smally scalp from UN warrior, just to remember good old war times?
Now Navajo go to put war axe below earth (last time left above rock and my friend Columbus steal it).

Navajo spoken.